Chilakaluripet Hotels from S$23

"Too bad a place for any travellers. Hotel Amaravathi deserves an award—the kind given to magician hotels that teleport you from “Comfort Stay” to “Pig Shed Deluxe” the moment you check-in. The photos online? Oh those are from its cousin hotel in an alternate hygienic universe. In reality, this place offers an authentic barn experience, perfect if you’ve ever dreamed of sleeping inside a livestock documentary. For families that love hygiene, dignity, and not inhaling 37 new diseases, this hotel thoughtfully recommends: book literally anywhere else. The price they charge is premium-level comedy. I paid more than a 5-star meal for amenities worth ZERO stars—which honestly is generous, because even a zero has value and symmetry. This hotel doesn’t. The only thing clean here were my tears as I checked out. If there was a “Shut Down ASAP” button at reception, I’d have pressed it twice for good luck."

"Had a great stay!"