"If you’re looking for a motel that’s spotless, this place has you covered. Seriously — the rooms are so clean you’ll wonder if they’re hiding the dirt in one of the 47 empty lots outside. The staff is ridiculously friendly too, like suspiciously friendly. They greet you like they’re relieved someone finally showed up.
Now for the location:
Imagine the middle of nowhere… then go ten more miles… then sprinkle in about thirty stray cats holding a committee meeting in the parking lot. That’s this place. The area is so poor and abandoned that even the cats look like they’re down on their luck.
Outside the motel? Nothing. No food, no gas, no entertainment. Just you, tumbleweeds, and Mr. Whiskers staring at you like you stole his territory.
It’s an average stay overall — clean inside, chaos outside. Perfect if you want friendly service, a quiet night’s sleep, and a free audience of stray cats judging you while you load your car.
Would I stay again?
Sure… if everywhere else within a 50-mile radius is fully booked."