Panama Holiday Rentals

"Everything was amazing. Except the one thing that matters at a hotel. The bed. I checked into the hotel and laid down on the bed. Pretty sure I didn’t lay on the bed… I just leaned against the floor with blankets. --- This hotel bed is so hard, I think it’s actually part of the building’s load-bearing structure. --- I tried fluffing the pillow. Turns out it was just a second mattress. --- I rolled over in my sleep and got a concussion from the mattress. --- The hotel bed is so firm the front desk asked if I’d like “extra pillows or a jackhammer.” --- I woke up this morning and my back filed a formal complaint with management. --- This mattress has two settings: Concrete and Historic Stone Monument. --- I asked the front desk if the mattress was memory foam. They said, “No, but it remembers the Great Depression.” --- The bed is so hard when I tossed and turned it sounded like someone shaking a toolbox. --- I tried jumping on the bed like a kid… and the bed won. --- The mattress is so firm if you drop a coin on it, it lands heads up and files for mineral rights. --- I slept on this bed and woke up four inches taller. Pretty sure it straightened my entire spine by force. --- The hotel advertised “orthopedic support.” Turns out it’s just a slab of granite wrapped in a sheet. So yeah. Wont be staying here again.. "

"Horrie stay smelly rms so stuffy indoor pool closed cause of lightning worse experience. Only go in November and December"

"Clean, comfortable room with the best showerhead I have had in a long time. Staff was great and helpful when needed. "

"Property shows a lot of use but not run-down.didn’t go to the bar or use the gym"

"Hayddan was amazing staff and place was clean just wish the restaurant was open ."

"Could use some updating but otherwise very clean "

"perfect location to the comedy museum. Room was clean with a great mattress and a lot of pillows. Breakfast was nice. It was nice to see the kids having fun with all the waffle fixings. "

"Always great!"

"The heat was not working properly, room was old. The refrigerator did not have a temperature adjuster. The hallways were not vacuumed. I cleaned drywall pieces and dust off the dresser."