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"The ski slopes and amenities were one block away"

"If you've ever wanted to experience a lock-off unit masquerading as an "entire condo," this is your spot! The listing promises privacy, but plot twist—the main condo has easy access to your room while you're locked out of theirs. Who needs security when you can have that thrilling "someone could enter anytime" vibe? Listed for 4 guests but actually sleeps 7! The hosts crammed in beds at the expense of trivial things like a dining table. Breakfast in bed, lunch in bed, dinner in bed—living the dream! Who needs furniture when you have multiple sleeping surfaces? The "kitchenette" features a mini fridge, microwave, and coffee maker. The genius touch? ZERO dishes. Not even a cup for that coffee maker. It's a culinary escape room! Brings new meaning to BYOC (Bring Your Own Cups... and plates... and anything useful). Bonus features include shower curtain mold art and a check-in process that doubles as an escape room. Bedding and towels for 7 though, because consistency is overrated! Would recommend only to people I don't like. Disappointing, unsafe, absolute waste of money—but hey, creative advertising!"