The sewage smell emanating from the bathroom plumbing is so bad, it woke me up in the middle of the night. It's the kind of inconvenience you don't expect in a four-star hotel.
One of the taps was leaking.
If you ask for a cab at reception, they refuse to call you one.
If you ask for a cocktail at the hotel bar. You'll get a gut wrench that doesn't match what you ordered.
And finally, the hamburger, whose meat is perfectly disgusting.