I’m a straight-shooter, so here we go.
Lovely accommodations, aside from the mini-fridge, which was very physically beat-up, and made loud noises, which awakened me during the night. A significant eyesore in an otherwise lovely room. The fridge also had a very strange handwritten sign, warning of a “$500 fine” in the event that an occupant unplugged it. I had to reread that one a few times!