Hotels near Porth Joke

"Amazing stay here as always, couldn’t fault anything, had a bar snack meal which was amazing, biggest fish and chips I’ve ever had!"

"Excellent value for the location! Easy access to everything in Newquay."

"Fantastic vale for the price!"

"Had a newly refurbished room and took my dog. Very easy check in. We booked ahead for parking so parked right outside the hotel. Lovely goody bag for dog with toy and treats. Room adequate size. Shower a bit small and only one bath towel for 2 people!! But soon rectified. Lovely complimentary toiletries and tea tray with fresh water provided. All in all a good stay. Lovely views of beach"

"Everything about this place was nice and fun - staff were super friendly and supportive. Food and drinks were lovely. Location - amazing."

"Was not a good hotel really. Thought we’d stop Off rather than drive home. Was dated yes staff friendly on the desk. Went up to room looked like someone left drop turd on floor at end of the bed. I walked straight back out and handed keys back. I’d rather do The 150 miles than stay in that room. Some people say it’s nice, that’s ok if you drink. We don’t drink really fair enough on the piss it’s doable. If ya sober I’d say it’s not so great. The turd mark on the floor put me off fully I took the drive option. Make sure you get insurance staying here, just in case you want a refund. 👍 "

"Rooms are of a ver good standard and location is fantastic "

"This guest house in the centre of Newquay is perfect. Very comfortable bed, nicely appointed room with 6 accessible power points, Good shower with plenty of room and great water pressure, nice bedding, a view to die for from room 15. Decent size smart TV, nice lighting and accessibility. They even provide a telescope for your use. The breakfast was varied and generous. The owner was very pleasant and communication was spot on. When we got up for breakfast we were genuinely shocked at how many other guests there were, the rooms were so quiet we thought we were alone. We were allowed to leave our bags for a few hours after checkout whilst we looked round the town. We arrived by train and it was a very short walk from Newquay railway station. There is also a bar and pool table that looked very welcoming although we didn't use either. It's clear that no corners have been cut here, none at all. A lovely stay, a great owner and we will definitely be back. Highly recommend."

"friendly staff excellent breakfast.very good evening meal "