We were not expecting a luxury apartment, but this really was poor. To begin with, check-in is very basic. They didn't know if we'd paid or not, the room wasn't ready by the appointed hour, and there was no information about checking out.
Meanwhile, in the room... poo and rust. That was our takeaway experience, really. You don't get over seeing a toilet brush in that condition. It changes you, like war. And the bath - which, incidentally, was weirdly too small to fit an adult human in (maybe a large Beagle), was rusty inside.
We opened the fridge to put a bottle of water inside and were met with a torrent of lukewarm water and a single drowned fly.
If you wanted to flick the light on at night, you had three options to blindly fumble for. One: The light switch. Two: within two inches, an open electrical socket. Or option three, right beside the last two options: accidentally turn off the hot water.
You can flick a switch to turn on a little light outside your door meaning "come and clean me!" We kept it on for two days. No one came.
Do not be fooled by photoshopped pictures of balconies and shimmering seas. There were no balconies, and the view was a collapsed building.
When the time came to check out, we had to guess. The reception was closed (during the hours it was meant to be staffed) so we put our keys in the key box and hoped for the best. They probably think we're still there.
We won't be going back.