Ticks all my boxes, clean, quiet, has parking and I get a good night sleep. Is next to a clock tower that usually chimes every 15 minutes but sensibly they have switched the chimes off between 11.30pm and 7am. Underground parking is a bonus and Stade itself has a great market square about 10 minutes walk where in the evening there is a great selection of bars and places to eat, and while we were eating there was some great free music being played in the street opposite where we sat. And also if you are planning on visiting Hamburg its an hour on the S-Bahn and the station is only 6 minutes walk away.